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Hi this is the website

We are located at 930 Queen Street West. Here is a map okay?

We are open Monday to Thursday 7pm to 1am, Friday and Saturday 7pm to 2am

Every day between 7-8pm, and all day Monday/Tuesday, we do $7 classic cocktails and 25% off all beer and spirits
It's the best deal in the city and you're dumb as dirt if you don't come out to play

A few of our original cocktails can be found below. We also sell 100+ bottled beers because beer is great

If you get hungry, we have a small but awesome menu of hot dogs. Or bring your own food! We're totally cool with that and will even provide napkins and cutlery and stuff

This is our phone number: 647-828-9663.
We don't take reservations, but if you send us a text when you're on your way, we will hold a table if we can (or give you an ETA on an available table if we can't!)

We can accomodate parties larger than 6 on weekdays, but its super tough on weekends because of high volume. Sorry!

Have a nice day thanks for visiting our good website


A Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat
Ford's Gin, Umeshu, plum butter, lemon, dragonfruit hibiscus soda, Dillon's Absinthe

Artisanal Middle Finger
Fernet Branca, Green Chartreuse, Mezcal, lemon, passionfruit, PBR syrup

The Bitter Ballad of Timothy Grapefruit
Linwood Grapefruit Liqueur, Cocchi Americano, IPA caramel, Aperol infused Aperol

The Carmichael
Plymouth Gin, Lillet Blanc, grapefruit, orange marmalade, Dillon's Cranberry bitters

Corporate Expense Account
Foie Gras infused Calvados, saffron and vanilla syrup, lemon, white truffle oil, yuzu marmalade, egg white

Dr. V's Magical Quick Fixer Elixir
Grand Marnier, Amaro Montenegro, Becherovka, lemon, sparkling wine

Eight in the Morning at a Seaside Cottage in Scotland
Black Pudding infused Bruichladdich Classic Scotch, Linwood Toast liqueur, lemon curd, grapefruit, orange, Coster's Coffee and a Smoke bitters

Freak Gasoline Fight Accident
El Dorado 12 Rum, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, cold brew coffee, orange, egg white

Full Moon Rising Over Koh Phangan
Tamarind infused El Dorado 5 Rum, lemongrass, guanabana, Red Bull syrup, lime, sparkling wine

In The Valley Under the Stars
Absolut Elyx Vodka, Green Chartreuse, raspberry, ginger, lemon, egg white

The Last Goodbye
Rosehip infused Bombay Sapphire Gin, Lillet Blanc, pineapple, lemon, pomegranate, fig preserves

Lion in a Coma
Jalapeno infused Havana Club 3 Rum, Amaretto, guava, lime, pineapple shrub, IPA foam

Mom's Basement
Kensington Brewing FishEYE IPA, Wild Turkey Bourbon, thyme, Mountain Dew syrup, lemon, egg white

The Moonrunner
Dillon's White Rye, Buffalo Trace Bourbon, blood orange, tonka bean, lemon, Memphis BBQ bitters

Once Upon a Time in America
Gunpowder infused Bulleit Bourbon & Rye, Linwood Campfire liqueur, cigar tincture, leather aged

One Wild Night in the East Village
Cazadores Reposado Tequila, Mace infused Bols Genever, Linwood Amargo blend, PX Sherry, Yellow Chartreuse, yuzu, lime, Flanders Red Ale

Riding Through a Live Minefield on a Bicycle Built for Two
Monkey Shoulder Scotch, basque cider, lemon, habanero, simple syrup, egg white

Super Fancy Wine and Cheese Cocktail
Camembert infused Pisco el Gobernador, rosemary jelly, Riesling reduction, lime

That Cocktail I Made For Robin That One Time
Cocchi Storico Vermouth di Torino, Mint and Wildberry infused Amontillado Sherry, Becherovka, Bittered Sling Shanghai Rhubarb bitters

That Smooth Alto Sound
Bacardi 8 Rum, Calvados, lime, apple butter

Thirty Water
Cork infused Jameson Irish Whiskey, potato syrup, Guinness reduction, Dead Rabbit Orinoco bitters

What We Do In The Darkness
Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Cacao nib and brown butter infused Sweet Vermouth, banana shrub, mole bitters

The Botanist Gin, Luxardo Maraschino, Green Chartreuse, "citrus", barrel aged

Here is our probably not that up to date beer list. We get new beer all the time its too dang tough to maintain this list

Okay great

Thank you for enjoying the website